Lesson One

‘Jai Guru Deva Om’ Phil needed to calm the fuck down. He had just wished a person a lovely weekend despite it only being Wednesday. No sleep for him tonight. P...

Smiley Chops

'With bouncing souls' Gareth was digging up his flat looking for opportunities to make some quick cash. He didn’t have long if he wanted to eat that night, nor...

Death of a F*ckboy

‘Mind the shards of broken hearts’ It was London's ropiest single's night, ‘Cupid’s Caboose’. A ball for the brokenhearted where anyone alone was invited. Darr...