London’s most mischievous St. Patrick’s Day celebration is brewing in Hoxton, and it involves a little deception. Howl at the Moon has teamed up with Kahlúa to serve up free Espresso Martinis—slyly disguised as pints of stout. Yes, you heard that right. If the thought of a pint on St. Paddy’s fills you with dread, this is your chance to sip in secrecy.
A Pint That’s Not a Pint: Kahlúa’s ‘Schneaky’ Espresso Martini Glass
Picture this: You step into a buzzing Hoxton pub, order a “Schneaky Espresso Martini,” and—voila—you’re handed what looks like a classic pint of stout. But one sip in, the jig is up. Inside that hand-blown glass is a rich, velvety Espresso Martini, featuring Kahlúa’s signature coffee liqueur. This clever glass was designed for those who love cocktails but don’t want the side-eye from stout loyalists.
According to research, 64% of cocktail lovers feel pressured to order a stout on St. Patrick’s Day, even if they don’t actually like it. Some even fear (brace yourself) being judged for choosing a cocktail over a pint. But Kahlúa’s undercover glass is here to change that. It lets you join the festivities—minus the bitter regret of forcing down a drink you never wanted.
Free Espresso Martinis? Say Less. Here’s How to Get One
The rules are simple. Head to Howl at the Moon in Hoxton on March 16th or 17th, approach the bar, and whisper the magic words: “Schneaky Espresso Martini.” Just like that, you’ll receive a free Espresso Martini in one of these stealthy pint glasses.
📍 Where: Howl At The Moon, 178 Hoxton St, London, N1 5LH
📅 When: March 16th (from 5 PM) & March 17th
💸 Price: Free—just don’t forget the secret code
This is an exclusive London drop, with only one other pub in Ireland offering the same deal. So unless you’re planning a spontaneous trip to County Clare, this is your best bet.
James Haskell and Irish TikTok Stars Join the Fun
Even rugby legend James Haskell, a self-proclaimed stout devotee, has jumped on board. He’s helping launch the ‘Schneaky’ glass, proving that even the most dedicated pint drinkers can appreciate a little espresso-fueled mischief. Meanwhile, Irish TikTok sensations Tadgh & Derry have teamed up with 3bucksleft to create a cheeky video unveiling the glass in all its glory.
The Most Mischievous Pint in Hoxton
Howl at the Moon’s General Manager, Connor Clark, summed it up perfectly: “There’s nothing more Irish than a bit of mischief, and this might be the sneakiest pint of stout in town.”
So whether you’re a cocktail lover dodging stout peer pressure or just here for the chaos, this is your excuse to hit Hoxton’s favourite Irish party spot this St. Patrick’s Day. Order a “Schneaky Espresso Martini,” grab your free drink, and sip away in disguise.
One rule: Just don’t get caught.
