Lesson One

Smiley Chops

‘Clear history from the beginning of time’ Bonty went to the local offie in his lemon yellow sweatshirt....

‘Mind the shards of broken hearts’ It was London’s ropiest single’s night, ‘Cupid’s Caboose’. A ball for the brokenhearted where...

Dickie Bowels has been a comedian for twenty years, working in all environments from pubs and clubs, up...

“A slight feeling of nausea, that’s all.” The first customer arrived. A grey businessman popping in before work...

They stood at the bar like two sagging mattresses surveying the nightclub crowd. It was but one of...

‘Legs or hotdogs?’ East London’s ‘old man’ pubs: where lonely old men come to sit alone and feel...

Who brings their hen party to rave in this dim cave? The bride-to-be is from the north and...

In spite of Shoreditch’s receding hairline and thinning crown, it continues to spawn a remarkable flock of oddballs...